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08-27-2008, 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted by cc5k
Phoenix, we're trying to convince Tucker that he SHOULD try using a set of thighs for earmuffs.
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And failing miserably I might add. LMAO
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08-27-2008, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by TUCKER
You also neglected to mention that it takes the enamel off the teeth, causes terrible halitosis, makes one look like frosty the snowman around the lips and promotes a general case of stuttering and uncontrollable tongue flicking. Those are just a few of the side affects of swallowing vitamin C, shall we say! LMAO
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TUCKER, sounds like you're talking about "crackhead pu$$y". Only side affect of tongue flicking down there is a very happy and wet(LOL)woman.
LOL, TUCKER sounds like you stuck you tongue in a stank ho and had a bad 1st experience. LOL Like chitlins and greens you gotta wash'em. LOL
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08-27-2008, 08:34 AM
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And failing miserably I might add. LMAO
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Seriously, you don't go down on a woman? You are missing one of the greatest pleasures of life.
How does your lady put up with you? That would be a deal breaker for some.
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08-27-2008, 11:36 AM
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Only side affect of tongue flicking down there is a very happy and wet(LOL)woman.
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I jive these Blacks/barbarians all the time at work bout being "closet cock biters!" We were on break one day and simply said, "If you proudly eat pu$$y raise your hand." I was just kidding! Out of say maybe 20 men and women in the break room, there were only 3 white hands, 1 Black hand and 1 female hand. (LOL) Now before I publicly asked the question, a lot of these folks were saying exactly what you just said about getting it wet and all that stuff. Wonder how come none of em were proud of their skills, except for the dyke of course!
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LOL, TUCKER sounds like you stuck you tongue in a stank ho and had a bad 1st experience. LOL Like chitlins and greens you gotta wash'em. LOL[/color][/b]
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Never tasted chittlins, couldn't get past the smell. Never tasted greens, other than cabbage. Never tasted fish, unless my wife or mother deboned it first! Never tasted twaat, "crackheaded" or not. The bikini line has always been my cut off point. I've always heard about the infamous "color code" and panty check. LOL
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08-27-2008, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by TUCKER
I jive these Blacks/barbarians all the time at work bout being "closet cock biters!" We were on break one day and simply said, "If you proudly eat pu$$y raise your hand." I was just kidding! Out of say maybe 20 men and women in the break room, there were only 3 white hands, 1 Black hand and 1 female hand. (LOL) Now before I publicly asked the question, a lot of these folks were saying exactly what you just said about getting it wet and all that stuff. Wonder how come none of em were proud of their skills, except for the dyke of course!
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Seems like you just wanted to put them on the spot TUCKER. You said they already told you off camera so if you already knew... Are you a sh!t starter at work. LOL I am too.
OK, I'll say it proud....BISHOP EATS PU$$Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-27-2008, 12:27 PM
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Phoenix, in case you didn't get the memo... we're trying to convince Tucker that he SHOULD try using a set of thighs for earmuffs. You're not helping. 
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Y'all are cracking me up in this thread!!!  Good to have some of the old senses of humor back....is that correct? "sense of humors" just doesnt sound right.
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08-27-2008, 12:39 PM
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Seems like you just wanted to put them on the spot TUCKER. You said they already told you off camera so if you already knew...
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Exactly! They talk about it under the table and shyt so if it aint nothing to be ashamed of, well........
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Are you a sh!t starter at work. LOL I am too.
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YES I AM AND PROUD OF IT, KNOWN FOR IT, WHEN I DON'T EVERYONE ASKS WHATS WRONG WITH ME! Had a run in with one lad that I never messed with because I thought he was afraid of me and would take my pokin wrong. He got mad at me because I DIDN'T f**k with him!!!!
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OK, I'll say it proud....BISHOP EATS PU$$Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ALRIGHT, THEY COMEIN OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE ROUND HERE! ANYONE ELSE WANNA VOLUNTEER! The sound of the crickets is deafening all of a sudden! LMAO
BISHMAN as you know theres always a grain of truth in all my posts no matter what anyone might make of them. I applaud your honesty and I'm sure several ladies round here will be lining up at your edoor step! Perhaps you should speak to Phoenix! L O L
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08-27-2008, 12:42 PM
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good to have some of the old senses of humor back....is that correct? "sense of humors" just doesnt sound right.
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get buck ass naked and shut up! Then anything you say and anyway you say it, will sound right! L o l!
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08-27-2008, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by TUCKER
Exactly! They talk about it under the table and shyt so if it aint nothing to be ashamed of, well........
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No, I think somethings I may be cool with talking about to some but, those 5 other people at the table I don't want them to know sh!t about me. Not about being "ashamed". Hell, I whip my ass as everyone else does but, if you took a poll in the breakroom you think I'm going to raise my hand? I'm just sayin....
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Originally Posted by TUCKER
BISHMAN as you know theres always a grain of truth in all my posts no matter what anyone might make of them. I applaud your honesty and I'm sure several ladies round here will be lining up at your edoor step! Perhaps you should speak to Phoenix! L O L
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only one person got access to BISHOP's E-crib...
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08-27-2008, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by BISHOP[/quote
only one person got access to BISHOP's E-crib...[/color][/b]
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WATCH OUT NOW BISHMAN!
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08-27-2008, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by TUCKER
WATCH OUT NOW BISHMAN!
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Hey, you got all the E-friends not me....
Last edited by BISHOP; 08-27-2008 at 01:30 PM.
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08-27-2008, 01:16 PM
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WATCH OUT NOW BISHMAN!
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Hey, you got all the E-friends not me....
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They just scerrrrrred!
Last edited by TUCKER; 08-28-2008 at 12:38 AM.
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08-28-2008, 12:33 AM
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Reflections on Female Anatomy
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One tends to think of there being two holes down there for the female but actually there is a third: the urethral opening.
Of course this opening for the male is through the penis. Hmmm, I wonder why it's not through the clitoris for the female but stands alone.
Just pondering one of God's mysteries.
I'm Phoenix Urubindu and I approved this message.
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